So last night it was apparently too cold for even the cats to beg to go out, so both were asleep, curled up on the couch. Cosmo was asleep across the top, Wanda almost directly below him on the cushions. Suddenly Cosmo slides off the top, lands smack on top of Wanda, who I thought might just give him the beat down of his life. Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. Wanda lay there, glaring at him, one paw raised as he settled down a few inches from her on the cushions, probably just in case she needed to cuff him a good one for the hell of it (something she likes to do if he takes too long coming inside at night).
"I fellz off za couch! :("